Quotes on Funny Dog

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.