Quotes on Funny Father

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

It is a wise father that knows his own child.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.