I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did..

The world is round so that friendship may encircle it..

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried..

What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I ….

Every man should have a fair-sized cemetary in which to bury the faults of his friends..

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality..

You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time..

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend..

Life is so much friendlier with two..

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them.