Quotes on Funny Golf

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.

I'm the best. I just haven't played yet.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Nobody ever remembers who finished second at anything.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.