Quotes on Funny Golfing

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.