Quotes on Funny Good Morning

An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.

He got out of bed and peeped through the blinds. To the east and opposite to him gardens and an apple-orchard lay, and there in strange liquid tranquility hung the morning star, and rose, rilling into the dusk of night the first grey of dawn. The street beneath its autumn leaves was vacant, charmed, deserted.

To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.

Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness of the woods before sunrise.

Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not.

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive.

In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.

I wake up saying, I'm still alive; a miracle. And so I keep on pushing.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

In God we trust; all others bring data.

Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening.

Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.