Quotes on Funny Happy Birthday

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

May you live all the days of your life.

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.