Quotes on Funny Husband And Wife

The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.