In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
Lenny BruceRead
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Quotes on Funny Lawyer
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The lawyer's truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
Henry David ThoreauRead
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
Charles DickensRead
Lawyers spend their professional careers shoveling smoke.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.Read
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
William ShakespeareRead
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ambrose BierceRead
Whoever tells the best story wins.
John Quincy AdamsRead
A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
Thomas JeffersonRead