Quotes on Funny Men

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.