Quotes on Funny Mothers Day

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.