Quotes on Funny Motivational

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration.

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

The road to success is always under construction.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?” If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.