Quotes on Funny New Years Resolution

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.

The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective.