Quotes on Funny Old Birthday

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.