Quotes on Funny Puppy

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.