Quotes on Funny Religious

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

Where knowledge ends, religion begins.

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell? No, said the priest, not if you did not know. Then why, asked the Inuit earnestly, did you tell me?

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Believe those who seek the truth, doubt those who find it; doubt all, but do not doubt yourself.

Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.

I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

The grace of God means something like: Here is your life. You might never have been, but you are because the party wouldn't have been complete without you.