Quotes on Funny Sex

My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.

Were kisses all the joys in bed, _x000D_ One woman would another wed.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.

Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime.

For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.