Quotes on Funny Single Valentines Day

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!

The course of true love never did run smooth.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.