Quotes on Funny Smoking

A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.