Quotes on Funny Soccer

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later.

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.