Quotes on Funny Sports

How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser.

It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself.

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.

Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.

NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.

Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand.

Serious sport is war minus the shooting.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.