The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

It's a funny thing no matter who you are when you purchase a flower or a plant, the first thing you ask is how do I keep this plant and keep it growi….

Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. Its a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is….

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

The funny thing is that some reviews are published in magazines and websites that are seen by millions of people, and other reviews are in very small….

All of us are better when we're loved..

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny..

I'm definitely someone that's private. I've never been interested in celebrity..

You won't build relationships unless you let your guard down.

We must prepare for everything..

I had no Freedom. I had nothing..

When something possesses me, I go ahead and do it..