Your anger is a gift..

To do it nationally or internationally, you have to follow a few more rules..

I hit every day. I love to hit..

I'm all for anybody having a party who wants that. The funny thing about me and birthdays or any kind of celebration where it brings attention to you….

Without someone telling you what you are doing is wrong, you can't say what you are doing is right..

I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of ….

While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas..

A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny..

it's a funny thing about Hollywood. Once you've been out here awhile, it's hard to go someplace else, and it gets harder the longer you stay here. Ta….

Everybody is entertained to death..

It's a funny thing, but today the Titanic is probably much more - that is people are much more aware of it than they were in 1954, when I was doing m….

You will invest your life in something, or you will throw it away on nothing..

There is so much more to understand..

It's something to be Great, It's nothing to be Famous.

Nobody has it all, but for me to even come close is amazing..

We get something to do and as soon as we've got it, it gets us..

Do what's good for you Or you're not good for anybody.

just let Mitch be Mitch.

The ones that measure up are not always the ones you expect..

It is not only all right but necessary to stand up to George Bush..

Fear attracts attack..