Quotes on Funny Valentines Day Card

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

The art of love is largely the art of persistence.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.