Quotes on Funny Valentines Day

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

The art of love is largely the art of persistence.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.