Quotes on Funny Wedding Anniversary

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.