We get things wrong before we get things right..

You got to go along to get along..

When I look in the mirror, I see an ever-unfolding process..

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington..

I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached..

Mind is never a problem. Mindset is.

When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Th….

Political correctness is tyranny with manners..

We're here to get each other through this thing, whatever it is..

Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap..

And then the days came when I was alone..

That's all we had when I was a kid: Robitussin. No matter what you got, Robitussin better handle it. "Daddy, I got asthma." "Robitussin." "I got canc….

There is no such thing as death..

I have seen myself backward..

The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit..

I just want to get the most money I can..

Everything was believed except the truth..

Good hope is often beguiled by her own augury..

We are a nation within a nation..

This is it. It's for all the marbles. I'm sitting in the house loading up the pump, I'm loading up the Uzis, I've got a couple of M-16s, couple of ni….

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid..