I'm never sure why I do anything, to tell you the truth..

Yes! The Tommo is back!.

A weird thing about being an actress is that shooting movies doesn't feel like watching movies. It feels like being in a warehouse..

I don't like myself, and I don't like to be looked at..

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything..

Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unhook the two locks and shut off the burglar alarm, ….

My life now could not be better..

We've got to get in to get out..

That's the thing with love: It's going to be wrong until it's right..

Upon looking back from the end of the last chapter and surveying the texture of what has been wrote, it is necessary, that upon this page and the fiv….

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra..

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them..

Women are the only correspondents to be depended on..

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can..

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid..

. . . the circumference of life cannot be rightly drawn until the center is set..

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or ….

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided..

Most men make little use of their speech than to give evidence against their own understanding..

[Oliver North is a] document-shredding, Constitution-trashing, Commander in Chief-bashing, Congress-thrashing, uniform-shaming, Ayatollah-loving, arm….

You're never going to learn everything..