I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own..
You are good, You are great, You are amazing.
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?.
I froze in time! And I thought, "My God... I'm free!".
When I'm not with the one I love, I love the one I'm with..
Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! Wha….
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait"..
I purge compulsively. I'm constantly shedding things..
It seems that boredom is one of the greatest discoveries of our time. If so, there's no question but that he must be considered a pioneer..
Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!.
Music has always been part of my life..
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing..
I'm not going to be in a relationship that I don't fully trust..
I received $100 per week when I started working at the Globe after graduation..
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs..
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club..
Some sorts of truth are truer than others..
Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money..
The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it..
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congre….
After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points..