It doesn't have to be like that but mostly it is..

Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be..

I won't be what I'm not. -Jing-mei.

Everywhere you look in L.A., you're reminded of what you're a part of - or what you're not a part of. And everyone you meet is talking about the same….

About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends..

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world..

The disciplined are free..

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain..

All men are equal before fish..

Get ticked and get going..

A word once vulgarized can never be rehabilitated..

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage"..

I like the idea of a trilogy. It's cool. I like the word. When you do four, the word isn't cool - not as cool..

As thy days, so shall thy strength be..

You got to get it while you can..

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone..

I shall write a book some day about the appropriateness of names. Geoffrey Chaucer has a ribald ring, as is proper and correct, and Alexander Pope wa….

I cannot pretend i am not without fear..

Nothing chastens a planner more than the knowledge that he will have to carry out the plan..

I'm interested in where we are, where we're going, where we've come from..