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It could be seen as narcissistic to have your own museum, but for me, it's such a long time ago - I have perspective. That young man in the funny clothes - he's almost a stranger, so I can tell his story.

Unlike singers, who can earn for years by singing one song, we artistes have to be on our toes all the time. If I write something funny or create a joke in the morning, there will be someone narrating my own joke to me the same evening.

When I heard The Beatles, that was my turning point. They were like my mentors. You know, the funny thing about that, when I heard 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand,' at first I said these guys are like a flash in the pan. But the second album, I had to take all that back. John Lennon - one of the greatest writers in the world.

Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn't matter how funny you are and how well you do, there's two people that are going to walk out of there hating you.

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or whatever.

There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me.

I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me.

To me, little Mike Wazowski is one of the best characters I ever got to play because he was funny. He was outrageous. He got angry. He was romantic. He was a full, well-rounded character.

Mom was so funny and loving to us kids. She was our first audience. When my dad died, I was suddenly alone in the house with her because my two older brothers were away at college. I was the man of the house, and she was the grieving woman.

When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world.

There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny.

If life's not funny, then it's just true - and that would be unacceptable.

I would really love to do a musical, I don't know in what capacity but something funny.

Louis CK is so brilliant and smart and clever and funny and also very bizarre.

I want to be scary, boring, philosophical, funny, touching.

The funny thing is while the grown-ups in the family may indulge, we really try to offer our son Duke clean food, as all his meals are made with organic ingredients as the rest of us eat cookies straight out of the freezer.

I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

From the earliest memories I have, I liked physical, funny things.