I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food..

Sometimes the person who is the most logical is the person whom we call insane..

You measure yourself against yourself and nobody else..

I didn't choose poetry: poetry chose me..

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?.

A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck..

Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful books, ….

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious..

I don't just love her, she owns me. Completely. I'd do anything for her.

No. Don't you do this to us..

His lie ability is an asset.

1999 was your last recorded output, and then Porter Ricks was put on hold until 2012..

I don't take too many things too seriously..

I definitely like being in bands with other women because it's just, I don't know, it's just better..

An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination..

Almost every one flatters himself that he and his are exceptionable..

We all played bad before we played good..

I was never trained for anything.

Death is something we shouldn't fear because, while we are, death isn't, and when death is, we aren't..

I lived and languished..

As you emphasize your life, you must localize and define it... you cannot do everything..