I'm very competitive..
Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..
There's a point when you go with what you've got. Or you don't go..
I love to be called Doc..
Music has always been in me..
I love to perform live..
Rehabilitate the germs that cause bad breath..
Knowledge is not intelligence..
One accumulates or one gets accumulated..
Jeb Bush is the new John Connelly..
Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..
Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
It can't be Nature, for it is not sense..
I finally realized that until you understand why you do things, you have no control over what you do..
I'm into women. I just really like women a lot..
It cannot be considered success unless you are smiling..
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
The bravest are the tenderest..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I'm an unpure purist, something like that..