Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

We could have had it all....

It's great to represent things that are not represented..

Just as you maintain your home, your car, your garden, you should look after your greatest gift: your body..

Go in and get us a shrunken head!.

It's necessary, at some point, to destroy your beauty..

I never starved myself..

I get criticized for anything I do..

If you are a garden plant you are regarded; well regarded, just as long as you stay in the garden..

unrequitted love amuses me.

I love to sing, so I just figured that I was going to sing or something..

I'm into women. I just really like women a lot..

And nobody had told them that they were short on time..

The greasier, the better..

The day we stop playing will be the day we stop learning..

God is either everything, or He is nothing..

He who has no faith in others shall find no faith in them..

I see and approve better things, but follow worse..

Forward, always forward, everywhere forward..

It's promising and seductive, that huge Italian family, sitting around the dinner table, surrounded by olive trees. But it's not my family and I am n….

Geoff Bartley is great and always will be..