I do to others what they do to me, only worse..

Then why don't you go and ---- yourself..

Nothing is indeed "true.".

Failure is just success rounded down..

There was always something that meant more to you than me..

Don't just consume things, create things.

Do not destroy what you cannot create..

I would really love to work with Clint Eastwood..

Get all the education you can then go out and do something - do anything..

I'm addicted to directing!.

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads..

Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me?.

It's weird how you can learn something incorrectly..

Nothing is put on pause. Everything is still happening. And then as far as just reflecting on what got you to where you are, there aren't very many t….

My Precious, my Precious..

Vivutur ingenio, that damn'd motto there Seduced me first to me a wicked player..

I have no wisdom and nothing useful to tell you - I only mentioned this because it came into my head..

Women destroy me. I allow them to..

I have to reinvent myself..

I'm German, after all..

Just because I’m single and don’t date a lot, that doesn’t make me a lesbian..