Live in the precious present..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

You can tell when you're in a hit..

I pretty much work all the time..

I don't go near the money and the money doesn't go near me..

I always thought that I was me — but no, I was you and never knew it..

It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee..

Change before you're forced to change..

Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free..

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off..

I am nothing that isn't professional..

And that's all right with me..

Beauty is health. Health is beauty..

I'm not an actor. I can show up for friends and improvise a little bit, but I'm not an actor..

I'd like to levitate..

I've never been fired in my life. From anything. I've never failed at anything I've tried..

There are no incurable ills..

I'm happy to be where I am and how everything has turned out..

I have always been a good mimic..

I see things that nobody else sees.

Identify the thing that is going to stop you and then stop it..