I love Rob Schneider..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

A religion that doesn't discriminate wouldn't exist, because it wouldn't stand for anything..

I was marrying someone I loved because I didn't want to lose them; I didn't see anything wrong with that..

We are the playthings of the gods..

The maimings of love are endlessly funny..

I love Shah Rukh Khan! I have seen many of his movies..

it's wrong to be right; it's right to be wrong..

I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out..

It is always dullest before the yawn..

Courage, Alexander..... Courage, Tatiana.

I am one of those for whom superfluity is a necessity..

We don't choose what's going to wake us up..

No matter what happens, you always need someone else to look after you at the end..

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's..

My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life..

When I was younger, things got to me more, but not now..

There's nothing better than now..

Better alone than badly accompanied..

I just keep making things, and whatever happens, happens..

I'm actually more confident when I'm tan..