With random urinalysis, there's a clear choice - either get high or go to jail..

We are what we are..

nobody ever finds the one.

Do not destroy what you cannot create..

Whatever I do is out of love..

No one will ever touch Elvis.

Where I live, everything is very small..

There are things that inform the works, but that doesn't go anywhere near what you're actually looking at..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

You read best what you read most..

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..

It's really good to be here and as I always say, it's really good to be anywhere!.

I don't like things that aren't true..

Friendship neither finds nor makes equals..

There's nobody playing better than J.R. Sweezy.

...friendship is something you do..

To be is to stand for..

I totally understand OJ. I get it..

I like the TV format. I like how fast it is..

I cannot explain something that no one has ever figured out..

Act because you love to act..