What God originates, God orchestrates..

I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it.

Swallows and Amazons for-ever!.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again..

I only got into comedy to get laid.

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?.

It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid..

If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying..

We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid..