I was the biggest Goldie Hawn fan, my entire life..

Whom the gods notice they destroy. Be small... and you will escape the jealousy of the great..

Patience is the road to wisdom..

I'm never happy with anything..

Meaning is socially, historically, and rhetorically constructed..

I'd much rather resign than be pushed..

Life: I'll never understand it..

To do it nationally or internationally, you have to follow a few more rules..

A woman is more than the sum of her parts..

I just can't read music..

Better to be the failure who nobly strived than the success who never really had to..

Never be shamed of being Afrikan.

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

Constitutionally I don't exist..

You can’t live for God until you learn how to live because of God..

I love to be called Doc..

We've got a lot of love here, and for me that's what family is all about..

You cannot become Happy, You can only Be Happy..

I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!.

Victor Wooten is the Carlos Castaneda of music.

I'm not one to intellectualize why I did something..