God is good and I am always loved..

I don't really like Nirvana that much. Sorry, promotional people, Universal. I'm more into Mercury Rev, Oasis, Brian Jonestown Massacre..

He is not to them what he is to me..

What I am is what I am. Are you what you are - or what?.

A lawyer I once knew told me of a strange case, a suffragette who had never married. After her death, he opened her trunk and discovered 50 wedding g….

Madonna is the most famous woman on the planet and has been for a number of decades..

The public be damned..

You gotta keep the funny intact..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

The better I shoot, the less I have to maneuver..

The new evangelization ... begins in the confessional..

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing..

And he smote the Balrog upon the mountainside..

You must be much WITH God before you can be much FOR God..

I have no wisdom and nothing useful to tell you - I only mentioned this because it came into my head..

Maintain yourself and everything maintains itself around you..

You instinctively like what you can't do..

Failure is part of success..

But you don't have your druthers in life, do you?.

Ballplayers, like everyone else, like to get told they did something right..

Once you reach what is / inside it is outside..