You can't go to the bathroom alone... you might not come back. Cause no girl's ever been to the bathroom alone and survived. It's true. The last woma….

Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you got about two inches difference between really hot, sexy supermodel - religious fanatic.….

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic..

People always ask me, 'You have so much confidence. Where did that come from?'. It came from me. One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I car….

Whenever you are alone, remind yourself that God has sent everyone else away so that there is only you and Him..

Love. Resoundingly and absolutely..

There is no such thing as society..

My Brilliant Career was beautifully directed, but I had a bit of trouble with myself in it. It was a silly script, based on a book this 16-year-old g….

I've never been competitive with anybody but myself..

My Dad wanted me to be able to play with him and my brothers. I was the only girl!.

Everything will be okay in the end. If it`s not okay, than there is always beer.

The flute is a weird instrument, especially when played solo..

I get very antsy when I'm not occupied..

I tend to stay away from the comics..

My country owes me nothing. It gave me, as it gives every boy and girl, a chance. It gave me schooling, independence of action, opportunity for servi….

New socialize by insulting each other, but don`t really mean it. Woman socialize by complimenting each other but don`t really mean it.

Sex education pretty much taught me about how my body works, why certain things happen when I'm around girls, and what sex was, and I think that ther….

I've reached a point where I'm comfortable in my own skin, and I do what I need to do, to feel good, but I'm built the way I am. The dancer's feet, t….

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist..

Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of pants they can….

In high school I was worried about singing in a choir not being a cool thing, like "I want girls to like me so I don't want to do something that's no….