Everyone in his place and a place for everyone..

I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms..

What's the worst that can happen? If it doesn't do well I can put on my big girl panties, deal with it and move on..

When I’m rested, I’m at my best..

Let me tell you girls the three most important things I learned about life: Number one: Hold fast to your friends; number two: There's no such thing ….

If you push too much for somebody that everyone knows is your friend, and that you've worked with before, it can backfire..

Harder is Better! Post work out! Foot in the Ice Bath. A girl has to make a living! #hardcandytoronto. #addictedtosweat.

Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think ab….

When I meet a beautiful girl, the first thing I say is 'will you marry me?'. The second thing I say is, 'how do you do?'.

Every fairy tale, it seems, concludes with the bland phrase "happily ever after." Yet every couple I have ever known would agree that nothing about m….

In another show of America's force to the world, when the Soviets invaded Afghanistan, Carter responded by boycotting the Olympics. And thus was a fe….

It's not like I have the most perfect body in the world. I'm a normal girl..

Nature is not anthropomorphic..

You feel like you're an outcast. You're the old man. I promise you, all the kids, none of them have beards. They all just have a little stubble on th….

Do something about your life now..

Don't be afraid of your own power..

we have so much to say, and we shall never say it..

Where your life leads you, you must go.

Girls do what their mothers tell them. Ladies do what society tells them. Women make up their own minds..

The poem is neither here nor there, and with a girl's breast it can illuminate the nights. With the glow of an apple it fills two bodies with light a….

A great catch is like watching girls go by. The last one you see is always the prettiest..