I'd never heard of colon cancer. Baseball wasn't even important to me. I have a wife and two girls. That's what was important. The doctors told me an….

We love what we can't have, and we can't have what we love..

I just take everything one at a time and make sure everything I do is the best..

Words are just words..

Instead of making Friday The 13th, Part VIII or whatever, I was making the girl-meets-boy, girl-meets-girl-dressed-as-boy movie. It was fun. I liked ….

It is always dullest before the yawn..

We are far more like somebody watching ourselves than somebody in charge of ourselves..

She’s the wild, feline, untamed part of you, your sexual alter ego and the opposite of the “good girl” or “little lady.” Some of us know her better t….

I’ve got to do something about the way I look. I mean a girl just can’t go to Sing Sing with a green face..

Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation..

The nice girl makes the mistake of being available all the time..

When I played football was somewhat taboo for a girl. Today it's not as much of a problem. Not all girls want to play football but it's not a case of….

My daughter, the Butterfly Girl, is 21 years old. She is not married. That third verse, in Butterfly Kisses, where I marry her off is only an "artist….

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money..

I don’t feel like a gay icon. I don’t feel like an icon at all. Every single interview was always, ‘What’s it like to play a gay character?’ It would….

I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after ….

I was raised Irish Catholic and went to Holy Names Academy, an all-girl's private Catholic school. I loved the nuns there and I love them to this day..

He is coming, and I am here..

So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't alw….

After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school….

You’re an idiot, Maxon Schreave. Your parents have completely sabotaged you. You could have a thousand girls set before you, and it wouldn’t matter. ….