If you wanna look good and not be bummy, girl you better give me that money Aooow....

I used to like girls with nice hands and legs, but now, as long as she loves me and doesn't leave me, that would be fine..

Why?" she screamed. "Are you crazy? You know the English subjunctive, you understand trigonometry, you can read Marx, and you don't know the answer t….

Jewish introspection and Jewish humor is a way of surviving . . . if you're not handsome and you're not athletic and you're not rich, there's still o….

Just because you dress sexy doesn't mean you're a bad girl; it just means you know how to dress..

Girls could do most things as well as boys, and some things better..

As a girl - twelve, thirteen years old - I was absolutely certain that a good book had to have a man as its hero, and that depressed me..

You should have seen me in my Catholic school girl skirt with my knees knocking together..

Hey, wait a minute, I was a Spice Girl once!.

I looked at her. Sheila was my girl--the girl I wanted--and wanted for keeps. But it wasn't any use having illusions about her. Sheila was a liar and….

I'm a simple village girl who has always obeyed the orders of my father and brothers. Since forever, I have learned to say yes to everything. Today I….

We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody threw the girl off the bridge..

Go then, a starveling girl With no perfume or pearls, Only your nudity O my beauty!.

I've always found paintings of nudes depressing because they can't compete with photographs. The grainiest photograph of some girl, a blurry Polaroid….

I have a lot of favorite films. I tend to love the silliness of 'Bringing Up Baby.' 'Charade' is fantastic. 'His Girl Friday,' the banter in that, th….

Texas women have an amazing sense of purpose when they lose it. They're the best girls in the world - they're loyal and fun, but when they get mad, t….

I see a girl caught in the remains of a holiday gone bad, with her flesh picked off day after day as the carcass dries out. The knife and fork are ab….

I watched 'My Girl' as an adult pretty recently, and it's a good movie..

And not a girl goes walking Along the Cotswold lanes But knows men's eyes in April Are quicker than their brains..

Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn’t a sign of things to come..

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you..