What work you do! It's strange work for a Christian girl to hang old women!.

Then I noticed that my shadow was crying too, shedding clear, sharp shadow tears. Have you ever seen the shadows of tears, Mr. Wind-Up Bird? They’re ….

I've never met a girl who thinks like you." "A lot of people tell me that," she said, digging at a cuticle. "But it's the only way I know how to thin….

Girls are simply wonderful. Just to stand on a corner and watch them going past is delightful. They don't walk. At least not what we do when we walk.….

I think just all girls are my mentors. I feel like I've learned everything I know from just being around other women and learning from them..

I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees..

There are some things a girl never forgets, Ry. And one of those is a kiss from the right guy.

i do it for the joy it brings because i'm a joyful girl because the world owes me nothing and we owe each other the world.

My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind..

I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do twenty minutes' work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Pa….

You know, people make a lot of money talking about me, don't they? They just get on those shows, and they talk away. There's nothing I can do. And th….

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders..

If you offer me a job sitting in a Winnebago with make-up girls and free food, I'm probably going to take it..

Because - oh shut up laughing, you two - because they've just been turned down by girls they asked to the ball!.

...for the first time in my life, a voice went off in my head:'You have no power over what happens in your life. Drugs dictate exactly what you're go….

Success feeds confidence..

That's what they should teach us here. How girls' brains work... It would be more useful than divination, anyway..

I was a boy in the ads I did as a child. My sister was the girl, and I was the boy. I had short hair and I was in overalls and I was giving flowers t….

I kind of like to think of myself as the bad girl Olympian that would get kicked out of the Miss America pageant..

I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just plea….

I am just an old-fashioned girl..