Writing in a diary is a really strange experience for someone like me. Not only because I’ve never written anything before, but also because it seems….

I used to go into pubs and people would want to pick a fight with me. I would hear a group of girls say: 'Oh look, there's Pat Cash.' And then one of….

I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me..

With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach..

Appearing in 'Legally Blonde' has helped me find my inner girl, although at the beginning the director was constantly telling me off for sitting like….

I'd always thought that my awkwardness was a thin veil disguising the real me. The me that was funny and could write songs that touched people. The m….

I want to get into producing. I really learned a lot from 'Girls Next Door.' Kevin Burns is a great producer. He's really talented, and he taught me ….

Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!.

Skinny girls look good in clothes, but fit chicks look good naked.

I've been around a long time, and young men, if there is one thing I know, it is that the only way to kiss a girl for the first time is to look like ….

When I was a girl, the West was still young, and the law of force, of physical force, was dominant..

Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had been out with ….

I did what sports were supposed to be like, and I was living in my car. So you know what, fine. I'm gonna talk a bunch of sh*t. I'm gonna pose in a c….

Paul McCartney's dad told him that when he was a kid. "Son, play the piano and when you go to parties, the girls will come to you.".

You instinctively know that nothing will ever be the same, and you have to carry that knowledge around with you like a huge weight. The next time you….

I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer..

Sometimes I can inhabit a feisty, vicious character. Sometimes I can inhabit a painfully shy British girl, or whatever it might be. I'm able to step ….

With satanic joy in his face, the black-haired Jewish youth lurks in wait for the unsuspecting girl whom he defiles with his blood, thus stealing her….

Gisele Bundchen I always admired. I think she is an example for all models. If I could have just a little bit of her career would already be a happy ….

I was often the only white girl in the Indian dance class. That felt funny, but doing Indian dance was great..

We are wise, wise women. We are giggling girls..