I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend..
The best things in life can never be kept; They must be given away. A Smile, a Kiss, and Love If you are asking if I'd hurt you, the answer is ne….
My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of my marriage, ….
I have to say, though, that somebody pointed out to me on YouTube that Conan O'Brien was being interviewed, and he was talking about how, oddly enoug….
I become a waterwheel, turning and tasting you, as long as water moves..
Fathers and sons are natural enemies. Look at any species. Shark, sees his father in the water, he's not thinking, Hey dad, wassup ? He's thinking, B….
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me..
Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?.
If you believe you have a just cause, an important message, or a key contribution to make, you will be just as innovative as a college freshman despe….
And with each step my heart broke for the person I would never find, the person who'd love me. And then I would remember I had a wife at home who lov….
It's so weird to say this about the icon and legend that is Cher, but she's like an old girlfriend. We still talk all the time. She's an incredible p….
Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every relationship after that, everybody….
There's plenty of girlfriend roles out there. They've come my way, and many people have turned them down, and I think, "Oh maybe I could do something….
So you play your albums and you smoke your pot And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't….
Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing.
Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and what now your creative writing ….
I sound awful saying it but I think it can be like that. I see a lot of people in unstimulating relationships. And not just boyfriend-girlfriend rela….
I think you couldn't do this role or you couldn't be Frankie Valli himself unless you had a natural falsetto. And I had sort of discovered it by acci….
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you..
Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!.
I don't date civilians. I don't even try. I'm totally out of the game of dating or trying to get a girlfriend or anything like that..