I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better. But I don't wanna outshine her..

You better get it while you can.

And see she flies, and she is everywhere..

Just say yes, just say there's nothing holding you back..

I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it..

What feeds me destroys me..

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

I value my health and my happiness. And I've realized exercise can give me both of those things..

A comprehended God is no God at all!.

I pant, I sink, I tremble, I expire!.

Give me more. Let's do what has not been done..

Give me a blackboard. I can stop anything on a blackboard..

Quintilius Varus, Give me back my legions!.

Gratitude exclaims, very properly, 'How good of God to give me this.'.

If God has allowed me to earn so much money, it is because He knows I give it all away..

Good words will not give me back my children..