I am one of the crucified dead..

You can't be what you can't see..

The something of somewhere is mostly just the nothing of nowhere..

God doesn't just love all of us. He loves each of us..

Change is like that: you are no longer where you were; you are not yet where you will get; you are nowhere exactly..

Lots of the bands [in New Orleans] couldn't read too much music. So they used a fiddle to play the lead - a fiddle player could read - and that was t….

When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way. That's my conten….

The truth doesn't only excist of what you see..

I don't like giving a gift just to cross the person off my list. They don't have to be extravagant or expensive things, they can be simple. Just help….

It's only the giving that makes you what you are..

To me, beauty is a lived thing..

I kinda live where I find myself..

Who you spend your life with-much more so than how you choose to spend it-is the most important decision you can make. Do it right. That's the best a….

You have to give everybody another recourse as some means other than violence, no matter how distasteful it may be to have to deal with them and what….

There's only of him, she thought, and he's right here..

You must learn to see, what you are looking at.

There's part of me that is a strict materialist..

That's the thing about conspiracy theories: in a comforting sort of way, they give rise to the feeling that someone, somewhere, knows what's going on..

The gifts of caring, attention, affection, appreciation, and love are some of the most precious gifts you can give, and they don't cost you anything..

What I didn't realize is that the writing process for comedies is that you do your table read, and if you aren't funny on that first day during the t….

Life is a cruel teacher. She loves to give you the test first and the lesson later..