Has anybody seen my tambourine?.

Find out what works, and do more of that..

Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?.

It's not that I'm anti-religion. I'm anti any religion that doesn't practice the core, which is love..

We didn't really have to take everything so seriously, did we?.

More is not better. Better is better!.

When you don't have certain senses your other senses become heightened..

You've got one go in life, so make the most of it..

Do something: You can always correct something but you can never correct nothing..

During an early performance of 'Spamalot,' I left my regal gloves in the fridge to cool down and didn't remember them until I was on stage. They need….

If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it..

To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend..

History is at once freedom and necessity..

Enter to learn; depart to serve..

I don't really shout that much..

The truth doesn't only excist of what you see..

Some things just have to be believed to be seen..

We are, because God is..

It's always better to be underdressed..

Only Once In Your Life.

The more you have to talk yourself into it, the more it’s not ‘it’..